went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Randomize
