she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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