i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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