she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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