I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
