): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
So squirting runs in the family.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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