if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
Two words: nipple clamps
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