Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My first STD was from a foam party
I bet he comes in French.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
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