all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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