so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
