She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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