what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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