Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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