ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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