At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just made out with a guy for $7.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Randomize
