he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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