So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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