i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
sex in a hospital.. check
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize