You smell like stripper and shame
Quick, to the slutcave!
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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