is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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