My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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