so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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