Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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