Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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