your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
We just shotgunned beers for America
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I just forgot I was standing up.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Randomize
