I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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