I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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