Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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