im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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