There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
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