After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
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