idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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