ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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