somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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