She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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