if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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