I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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