Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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