At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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