Dual....:-)
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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