I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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