The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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