he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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