I want to stick my p in your. b.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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