Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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