I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I just found puke in my bra..
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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