i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Randomize
