I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Randomize
