You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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