it hurts more in the daytime
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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