i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Where is the hickey?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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