Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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