id be glad to
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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