I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize
