yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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