Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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