we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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